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Panda Joke
One day, a panda goes into a café and ordered a sandwich. After finishing his meal, he took out a gun. He fires two shots into the air and moves toward the door.
Perplexed, the bartender asks him why he did that.
“I’m a panda,” he replies, tossing a badly-punctuated wildlife manual at the man. “Look it up.”
Inside, the panda’s entry reads as follows: “Panda. Large bear-like mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Just for laughter.
