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How to get rich online

Posted by andrew on October 10th, 2005

I know everybody wants to be rich. Any idea how to get rich online?

So I did a search on Google, with the keyword “how to get rich online” (without the inverted commas), and this article came up 4th in the search result.

The title is…..Can You Get Rich at Home?

Read the article here: Link

Earn $2,900 a week driving your car!
Yes, we’ll pay you $2,900 a week and up simply for driving your car! All you need to do is sit in your car, drive it down the street, and run over any of the bastards who fleece people with get-rich-quick schemes! It’s easy: The more bastards you run over, the more money you make! Be your own boss, set your own hours, and earn $20 for every bastard you run over! If you run over 10 bastards…you get $200
If you run over 35 bastards…you get $700
If you run over 500 bastards…you get $10,000
It’s up to you how many bastards you run over. In these financially stressful times everybody is looking for a way to change their lives for the better. We can show you how simply by driving your car! This revolutionary new moneymaking strategy can be yours for $39.95. The demand for running over bastards is so great that we are unable to fulfill all the requests. That’s why we’re recruiting drivers in your area. Complete money-back guarantee after running over 25 bastards! Act fast. This offer won’t last long!

And neither, I hope, will the bastards.

I really enjoyed reading it…(not because it’s published on Maxim, ok?) and I found out how to get rich online. I hope you readers do too. :D



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Written by:
ylang from Malaysia
Posted on:
October 13th, 2005 at 5:40 am

fill me in..

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Written by:
mr.eims from Malaysia
Posted on:
October 13th, 2005 at 10:14 am

erm… is there any affiliate opportunities?

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Written by:
andrew from United Kingdom
Posted on:
October 13th, 2005 at 5:22 pm

Aiks…did you guys actually read the article? =.=”

Sounds like you guys didn’t….

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Written by:
mr.eims from Malaysia
Posted on:
October 14th, 2005 at 3:17 am

of course i read it.. but i commented about the quoted paragraph. haha..

well.. looks like that guy realy have bad time with the get rich quick cheme// hehe.. its great if you already found your way to get rich online but remember internet also got a lot of get rich quick program.. dont fall into its trick.!

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Written by:
Yvonne from Malaysia
Posted on:
October 14th, 2005 at 9:06 am

haha! What a creative way to express his unhappiness toward get-rich-quick scammers.

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Written by:
andrew from United Kingdom
Posted on:
October 15th, 2005 at 11:33 am

mr.eims, hehe…sorry ya. I didn’t know you’re being sarcastic. Should have put this smiley :D, you know!

Yvonne, thanks for dropping by! I never trust get-rich-quick schemes….I hope this article will educate some people…no shortcuts in life!

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Written by:
Deirdre from United States
Posted on:
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:20 pm

Thanks for the information. Very helpful.