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Google Romance – Latest Google Offering?

andrew — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 16:22:45 +0000

Heard of Google Romance?

Is this an April Fool’s day joke? Or is it for real? Find out for yourself! By the way, GMail was launched on the April 1st, wasn’t it?

The Simpsons Movie?

andrew — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:33:03 +0000

When I first heard of the Simpsons Movie, I thought, “wow, can I get to see the Simpsons family in real life form?” LOL! Wanna watch the trailer?

Isn’t it cool??

But it isn’t the real Simpsons movie though, although it’s acted by “real” life actors. More information about the “real” movie here: Yahoo Movies. From the review, I wouldn’t expect to see any real life actors in it although it’ll be really cool. LOL!

Credits to Fat4 for the link to the video.

Amazing Japanese – Easiest way to peel a potato

andrew — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:22:26 +0000

I’m sure most of you have seen the video on how to fold clothes in just a few seconds (yeah, that Japanese video!). If you haven’t, watch the video here:

In addition to that, they have another video – this time it’s about peeling potatoes! They managed to peel off the potato skin, just in one step! If you don’t believe me, watch the video here:

Amazing huh!? Actually, it’s not just one step… because you need to boil the water…bla bla bla…

Want more? They’ve got a whole lot more here : LINK

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See how the snail crosses this little bridge

andrew — Sun, 30 Oct 2005 23:53:28 +0000

See how the snail crosses this little bridge… I got the photos from a forwarded mail, I find them really cute! Take a look yourself here:

Wah, a bridge….how to cross…hmmm…

Let me try….

I can do it…I can do it!

Waha! Damn scary here…..!

Help me!!~~!

Almost there…..push! Push!

Just one more centimetre…..

I did it, mummy! Huh, mummy….where are you? Where are you????

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Test Your Reaction Time

andrew — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 16:10:49 +0000

How fast are your reactions?

Here’s a chance to test it. And at the same time, you get to shoot some sheep. But don’t worry, no real sheep were harmed in this test.

I only managed to get the rank “Bombing Bobcat”. How about you?

Play the game here: Link

How to get rich online

andrew — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 15:17:41 +0000

I know everybody wants to be rich. Any idea how to get rich online?

So I did a search on Google, with the keyword “how to get rich online” (without the inverted commas), and this article came up 4th in the search result.

The title is…..Can You Get Rich at Home?

Read the article here: Link

Earn $2,900 a week driving your car!
Yes, we’ll pay you $2,900 a week and up simply for driving your car! All you need to do is sit in your car, drive it down the street, and run over any of the bastards who fleece people with get-rich-quick schemes! It’s easy: The more bastards you run over, the more money you make! Be your own boss, set your own hours, and earn $20 for every bastard you run over! If you run over 10 bastards…you get $200
If you run over 35 bastards…you get $700
If you run over 500 bastards…you get $10,000
It’s up to you how many bastards you run over. In these financially stressful times everybody is looking for a way to change their lives for the better. We can show you how simply by driving your car! This revolutionary new moneymaking strategy can be yours for $39.95. The demand for running over bastards is so great that we are unable to fulfill all the requests. That’s why we’re recruiting drivers in your area. Complete money-back guarantee after running over 25 bastards! Act fast. This offer won’t last long!

And neither, I hope, will the bastards.

I really enjoyed reading it…(not because it’s published on Maxim, ok?) and I found out how to get rich online. I hope you readers do too.

Future zillionaire?

andrew — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 20:00:53 +0000

Do you want to be a future zillionaire? Wow, I’ve never heard of anyone becoming a zillionaire, until I saw this under Google Adsense:

Well well….I didn’t click on it. Do you want to be a future zillionaire? Good luck.

5 pounds per year job?

andrew — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 15:21:41 +0000

Take a look at this screenshot:

From this website.

Would you want to work for 4.57 – 5.50 pounds per year? Mind you, this is a famous high street shop in the UK.

Panda Joke

andrew — Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:22:41 +0000

One day, a panda goes into a café and ordered a sandwich. After finishing his meal, he took out a gun. He fires two shots into the air and moves toward the door.

Perplexed, the bartender asks him why he did that.

“I’m a panda,” he replies, tossing a badly-punctuated wildlife manual at the man. “Look it up.”

Inside, the panda’s entry reads as follows: “Panda. Large bear-like mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

Just for laughter.

Toilet Restaurant

andrew — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:29:57 +0000

I can’t believe someone actually build this kind of restaurant! Gross…and yet earning good business from this?

Let the photos do the talking:

Yucks, looking at the photos are enough to make me imagining things and feel like wanna puke. Lolx.. Anyway, if you have a chance, do visit the restaurant, it’s in Taiwan. Here’s the address:

Toilet Bowl
Taipei Metro, Hsinpu Station, Exit 1
(02) 8253-7767

Credits: Loc Kee Trading
Link: ABC News

Bush Or Chimp?

andrew — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 02:07:15 +0000

No, I’m not asking you which one would you prefer. Just take a look at these photos:

These pictures are taken from a website called “Bush or Chimp?”. It’s really funny. Maybe it’s a bit old news by now, but I still laugh at the similarities between President Bush and chimpanzee.

Have fun laughing. ^_^

Link: Bush or Chimp?

Things I Find

andrew — Sun, 14 Aug 2005 09:07:16 +0000

I recently came across this special blog; the writer writes about the things he found. It’s pretty cool, but most of the things he found were grocery lists.

I like this particular entry from one of his posts:

I found this at K-Mart in Hendersonville, Tennessee about 2 years ago. It is my favorite shopping list, ever! Here’s the list:

milk
cigarettes
cereal

Link: Click here

It’s so funny. A shopping list with only 3 stuffs?? LOL… Milk, cigarettes and cereal somemore…

Read more at his blog if you’re interested.

Link: Things I Find…

Free Avatar Maker

andrew — Sat, 13 Aug 2005 05:43:17 +0000

Wanna create avatar pictures? Such pictures are more commonly known as “avatar”. Here, I’ll recommend you a few sites to create your own custom avatar. You can then use these pictures as your display picture in MSN Messenger, forum boards, your blogs, and anywhere else as you like.

Link: Picture Diary Maker

Example:

Link: Portrait Illustration Maker
Example:

and

Link: WeeWorld

Enjoy!

Cute Google Clones?

andrew — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 05:30:15 +0000

Google is famous for its search engine.

I stumbled upon these two sites which looked very similar to Google, but they are a lot more interesting…. Read more:

Toogle
The most comprehensive image buggery on the web.

I’m not really sure what image buggery means, but I’ll let the picture do the talking. I searched for “pandaboy” and here’s the result:

Link

A picture of pandaboy formed from coloured letters of the word “pandaboy”! Isn’t that amazing?

Woogle
Words in Pictures

The description says it all. I typed “pandaboy is a superman” and here’s the result:

Link

Try them yourself! Have fun

Toogle

Woogle

By the way, anyone still interested in USD2 per year hosting and USD3.95 domain name, please do contact me, as we’re finalising the decision soon.

Enjoy!

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Greatest Thinkers of Our Time

andrew — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 10:27:22 +0000

The Famous Kid

andrew — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 13:45:14 +0000

This guys is so famous. He’s everywhere in the net. Anyone knows who exactly he is?
Take a look:

I wonder who did this and why.

Source: http://ebaumsworld.com/fatasiankid.html

Superstars Worst Nightmare

andrew — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:40:59 +0000

Hmm…I think most of you know who is the lady on the right. She’s Teri Hatcher, an actress in Superman and also the popular TV series, Desperate Housewives. But who is the person in the left photo???

It’s Teri Hatcher in her early days! Believe it…or not. Take a look at the old photos of other stars, like Brad Pitt, Madonna and many more (just click on the source link below). Don’t forget to laugh. This is indeed their worst nightmare.

Source: Sky

Idiot?

andrew — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 03:44:36 +0000

Ever felt like an idiot but just can’t figure out why?

I think that linesman still couldn’t figure out why….

Credits: syazwan.frens.net

Bunny Suicides

andrew — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 13:06:31 +0000

Interested in knowing 101 ways a bunny can commit suicide? Check this out.

*Warning: Some pictures are not suitable for kids. Might be too violent for them*

Sneak peek (click to enlarge):

Credits to Saintis Kreko.

Malaysian Funniest Video

andrew — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 08:21:44 +0000

Found this from KahSoon’s website….It’s so funny, so I think it’s worth sharing here. Laughter is the best medicine!

Saya pun tau nyanyi punya! (In English, it means….I can sing, you know!)

Britney returns

Jacko the Michael

The Ultimate Toy

Credits to Kahsoon and Kreees.com

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